... Dead Trees can talk using dead trees.

Cylvia, Ron, Zack, or any other idiot I know longer remember who had this, and gave me the slim chance to find it: thank you. I want to beat the shit out of you for putting it there and letting it get damaged by the weather, but thank you.

PS: To either of the Washington "Maidens" : Saturday's complication has been moved to Sunday. If you're bored, feel free. I might not react immediately, but I promise to call back as soon as I can. I won't be available to harass on Sunday, though.

PSS: I don't really like the idea of that floating around longer than I can help it. Since the princess can see what I've written even after I've deleted it, I don't see any reason to keep it up there.

Pathological Cannibalistic Serial Goat Killer.

I've settled on a name that isn't entirely pulled out of my ass: Azazel Zlogonje. Still perfectly peculiar, yet both are actual, legitimately used names. Hurrah. Kind of sad I didn't think of using Azazel until I started digging around, as his entire character emanates him. Making his name a reference just feels more appropriate in this case.

Also, I have deemed it appropriate to give him narcolepsy. Narcolepsy can, in rare cases, result in psychosis due to sleep deprivation. That, and I find the idea of a random cannibalistic goat murderer spontaneously and contently falling asleep while gnawing on someone's leg delightful. :D

This also means I can give him a minor variation of a side-effect of narcolepsy called cataplexy, so that when he gets too emotional, the muscles in his face lax, making him have a really messed up droopy expression and an inability to talk properly while he rages after goats.

Dear god, I'm having way too much fun with this guy.

The hell, man. The hell.

Where in the hell did I hear this song, when did I hear it, and why in robotic teddy-bear sex is it in my head now? I had to hunt it down just to figure out what it was.

Seriously, you sardonic brain; At least put songs in my head I actually remember hearing before.